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Plus: the new Spider-Man movie, and a charming librarian.
And a disappointing strawberry cake.
Plus: what are we doing on planes these days?
Plus: has Clue gotten woke?
Plus: an update on my Sephora sale haul.
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Taurus season, man.
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