Plus: why Capricorns are the G.O.A.T.
Sagittarius season beckons.
I want to smell like an ice cream shop.
The holidays start whenever you want them to.
Plus: some final thoughts on new RHONY.
And a wish for peace.
Is our flag mid?
Is an end to the strike near?
I’m a valkyrie?
What’s the deal with San Diego, anyway?
Welcoming Virgo season.
And Red, White & Royal Blue.
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